today I update my blog in school...

but ...I dun wan let another teacher saw my blog

so I stuff my laptop into my ass

thn when I go to toilet
I fart(fang pi) for let my laptop come out from my ass...

my fart smelly ...but fortunately...

no one in the toilet...

me??I'm a pig...

so no nid scare I will die coz of my smelly fart~

when I get my laptop from my ass...

my laptop very wangi...

coz it come out from my ass~

I smell my laptop 20 minutes before I write my blog~

wah~sangat wangi a!!!

today recess...

I think to eat pork rice in our school canteen...

but the kakak remove me from the canteen and scold some bad word...

fine~I go find my husband

so I get in to C class...

and found my second husband---brian

I call he Darling~

and I though he feeling vomit...

so I stop call he darling

I call sweet heart~

but...brian still feel vomit...

After 5 second ..he pengsan

fine~I though I can date with he for eat pork rice~

but he hav pengsan and I scare he belanja me

coz he will bankrup coz I wanna eat 500 bowl of pork rice ...

I noe it less...but no one belanja me...

so now~

I eating my shit when I'm writting my blog~

I noe its yummy...no nid envy me~

My Destiny Of MY smelly Mouth

Today, I will tell all of' you my TOP SECRET, it was how my smelly mouth came. Actually is my mouth grown this beautiful teeth, it's nice?? I used water of the longkang to brushed my teeth every morning and night.And then, do you all know the price of my toothpaste? It was RM1000!!! That my half of sallery T_T but I love my smellly mouth, feels~~~good~~~fresh and healty to my mouth. OMFG~ My stomach is pained again, gotto go toilet to "solve some buisness" Bye Bye~~~

Hello, nice to meet you all again. Today i have a great news for my 1C darling, it was I "流产" already. Wa-hahaha, do you all know why? Because when the Dr.Barbienenek wanna take off my baby, I make some ugly sound, it was "oh~~~~my darling~~~~harder~~~~deeper~~~~~". And than, why I know how to say “流产"??? That my "darling" teach me say one, espiacaly darling No.1 "Lai Wen Jun". OMG, my shit is recycling in my asshole, GOTTO GO~

Love......

Today I drive my old Kancil to school( I am a teacher at SMKBL,IN CASE YOU DON'T KNOW)when I get to school I saw a very very very handsome boy he looks like a "wu ying"but his head is shaped like a papaya,and his hand is holding a.......Barbie Doll!I like barbie dolls I have a complete collection of them,that is why I am so poor I sold away my old car and bought a stupid old Kancil. I was deeply in love with him, I quickly get of my car and curi-curi followed him to the garden where my long lost husband died.I saw him sitting under the little hut playing his Barbie Doll .Suddenly, he turn his head and saw me!!I was so malu I quickly run away.Then I discover he is a student in my class!His name is CMC.Yes I have a chance to "kau" him already ,yes!At class I saw CMC scold his friend using "U Ya..." I was very marah I dimerit him and ask him to do something.When it is time to go back home,I cannot start my Kancil's enjine. Suddenly, my Kancil explode!!I was blasted away to a wall,the wall had a big hole but I was alive!! A teacher told me the minyak in my body saved me.Then CMC come and offer me a ride back home.We ride a little bycicle back to his house,so romantic! I eat 10 bowls of pork rice!Mmm~yummy. then we are married.

Today......

Haha!Today I see that stupid no good buck toothed rabbit face Suzan fall down from her chair.Serves her right hahaha!Another thing happened,today I teach 1c maths-ah dunno why my stomach suddenly very very pain-lah.I want to go toilet and make kuih already.But I try hold the kuih in but I cannot hold already.I curi-curi sniff my butt and pui!It was so smelly-lah!The hold time I always fart (fang pi) wwaaaahh!!so smelly I dunno the class got smell it or not.......maybe not because I also curi-curi stuck tissue in my butt!!

I am even slimmer!!

Hi, I, G-PO ,finally lost weight.So exciting!!These days, I am exercising by riding my brand new bike.Why brand new??Because this is my fifth bike.My last four bikes broke when i'm cycling,dunno why suddenly the tyres fly out!!But no need to say my bike already-lah,I lost weight !!The first time I lost weight after I am two years old!!My weight drop from 256kg to 255kg!!nice-leh.OK-lah, I go tell my long dead husband froggy the frog at his grave.Bye!

my husband..the frog..

no..................
......................

froggie, my husband ~
.....

he was dead..
no
no
no~~~

u know y??
coz..
i'm too light..
accidentally stepped on it..

and he...
i mean it....
dead...

pity him..
* pity it...



T^T

hehe~

I'm the most special GPO BABI NENEK in the world. That why have a lot of people jealous OF me. My characteristic is ugly, useless, young(77 years old), idiot, mad, dumb, smelly, short, fat, kanasai and many many more. Hope u all like me :)

GPO

EVERYONE CALLS ME GPO....
ONCE THEY SHOUT... "GPO" OR "BABI NENEK"
I WILL SAY YES... DARLING...
AFTER A SECOND I CAN SEE EVERYONE VOMITTING...
EVERYTIME AFTER I SAY DARLING... THEY WILL VOMIT...
I THINK THEY ARE JEALOUS OF ME...
CUZ I AM TOO PRETTY.
OH YA,
MY AGE IS
77..
I KNOW VERY YOUNG :)
MY HUSBAND IS A FROG...
MY FULL NAME IS GPO BABI NENEK :)
BARE IN MIND...

nama saya ialah..
BABI NENEK..

everyone call me ..
G po~

i know my name is cute..
hehe

i like 2 eat..
SHIT..
it tasted delicious!!!
yummy..
(i'm eating now!)

erm..
i'm 256 kg..!!!
i know i'm slim..
=p

ok la..
i wanna sleep lor..
coz my hobby is...
SLEEP..

Muakssss~